1. You go to a bar with dead animals hanging on the wall.
2. You see a ton of "lifers."
3. There's a turkey butt on the wall.
4. Someone is sitting at your table who is old enough to be your mom.
5. There's the token deer head hanging nearby.
6. There's a gun hanging right above your head.
7. A swordfish is on the wall and you keep wondering where in Iowa that could have been caught...
8. A guy is walking around the bar in a Crappie sweatshirt.