Sunday, December 27, 2009

You know you live in a small town when...

1. You go to a bar with dead animals hanging on the wall.
2. You see a ton of "lifers."
3. There's a turkey butt on the wall.
4. Someone is sitting at your table who is old enough to be your mom.
5. There's the token deer head hanging nearby.
6. There's a gun hanging right above your head.
7. A swordfish is on the wall and you keep wondering where in Iowa that could have been caught...
8. A guy is walking around the bar in a Crappie sweatshirt.


Bekah said...

I don't know if this is true of Churdan, but.... in Luxemburg, I can go to the bar with my Dad, buy each of us a beer, give the bartender a $5 bill, give a tip and still have change. LOL! Love it.

Bekah said...

P.S. so much of this reminds me of my hometown, it's insane. I also like that you can buy beer to go at smalltown bars. :)